Thursday, October 27, 2011

Commuter Hall of Fame - Jaegermeister Jean Jacket Guy


Our second Commuter Hall of Fame award goes to 
Jaegermeister Jean Jacket Guy!


Here's to you for showing the world that not only have you consumed enough of a shot that tastes like cough syrup rung out of a sopping bar rag to win a jacket, but you also have a keen sense of style!

Extra Extra, Don't Read All About It!


I read an article in the Wall Street Journal a few days ago that had to do with the lack of parking at most Connecticut Metro North train stations. Most riders have an average of 2 - 6 years before they can get a parking pass. I was a bit surprised when the photo above the article was a picture of a guy on the Bar Car drinking a beer. The end of the article stated that you know that you've made it in Connecticut when you've got a parking space at the train station and you can get drunk on the bar car on the train ride home.

I'm confused, what does one have to do with the other. People enjoy a beer on the train after a long day, it is a 78-minute commute after all. What does a picture of a guy chugging a beer have to do with parking spaces?

What happened to decent reporters? Please tell me that all the other reporters in the tri state area are using up all of their 12 weeks of vacation time occupying Wall Street. This ass clown must be a fill in from the New York Times. No newsworthy article has been published about the Metro North in the 6 years that I've been riding and it doesn't look like there will be one anytime soon. Do they mean to tell me that the stellar investigative reporters in the New York area were only able to provide me with two regurgitated facts about my commute over the last 6 years?

1) It's easier for an alcoholic to get a liver transplant than it is to get a parking space on  the New Haven line.

2) There is a bar car on the Metro North that people ride in order to catch up with friends and enjoy a drink on their way home.

Hey, Wall Street Journal, I can't wait for that two-page spread on the findings that the sky is blue!

On a more serious note, why not try to do a story on why there are so many problems with the MTA and how to solve them so the millions of riders can enjoy their 3+ hour commutes everyday. Don't just hop off at 125th St. after taking a few pictures of people on the bar car and rewrite old news.